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July 26th, 2006 (10:21 pm)
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Ann Coulter says Bill Clinton is gay because he has a lot of sex with women.

Here are the excerpts that are relevant, because the transcript I linked to includes a whole lot of Ann's interviewer going "Bu... wha... I... huh?" and a lot of Ann trying to change the subject, possibly because she realizes that what she said made less than no sense, possibly because whatever is wrong with her brain is progressive and has given her the attention span of a tsetse fly:*


COULTER: I think that sort of rampant promiscuity does show some level of latent homosexuality.
DEUTSCH: OK, I think you need to say that again. That Bill Clinton, you think on some level, has — is a latent homosexual, is that what you’re saying?
COULTER: Yeah. I mean, not sort of just completely anonymous — I don’t know if you read the Starr report, the rest of us were glued to it, I have many passages memorized. No, there was more plot and dialogue in a porno movie...
DEUTSCH: OK. No, no. Here’s a — here’s... a former president of the United States, and just saying, `You know what? I think he has latent homosexual tendencies.’
COULTER: No. I think anyone with that level of promiscuity where, you know, you — I mean, he didn’t know Monica’s name until their sixth sexual encounter. There is something that is — that is of the bathhouse about that.
DEUTSCH: But what is the homosexual — that’s — you could say somebody who maybe doesn’t celebrate women the way he should or just is that he’s a hound dog?
COULTER: It’s reminiscent of a bathhouse. It’s just this obsession with your own — with your own essence.
DEUTSCH: But why is that homosexual? You could say narcissistic.
COULTER: Right.
DEUTSCH: You could say nymphomaniac.
COULTER: Well, there is something narcissistic about homosexuality. Right? Because you’re in love with someone who looks like you. I’m not breaking new territory here, why are you looking at me like that?


Amazing.

*I'm not sure whether a tsetse fly's attention span would be any shorter than a regular house fly's, but it's more fun to say for sure.

Comments

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Posted by: captain_sam (captain_sam)
Posted at: July 27th, 2006 02:36 am (UTC)

You kind of have to feel bad for Coulter, because clearly all that coke is taking its toll.

Posted by: plumtreeblossom (plumtreeblossom)
Posted at: July 27th, 2006 02:43 am (UTC)
GYWO

*snort*

:-)

Posted by: Spencer Irving (archaica)
Posted at: July 27th, 2006 02:46 am (UTC)

See, the funny thing is, that was a plot point in the movie MASH. And it was *funny* there.

Posted by: michael (july4th)
Posted at: July 27th, 2006 02:48 am (UTC)

Why do people even talk to this woman anymore?

Posted by: michael (july4th)
Posted at: July 27th, 2006 02:49 am (UTC)
WOMBAT

(forgot my icon)

Posted by: Tasha Rebekah Martin (lietya)
Posted at: July 27th, 2006 03:09 am (UTC)
WTF

Oh, good grief.

Posted by: Amy (amyura)
Posted at: July 27th, 2006 03:17 am (UTC)

I'm quoting Al Franken here:

"And as for this Marquis de Sade lifestyle: I've been married for twenty-five years to a woman who runs my life. Ann Coulter is forty-one or forty-three (depending on which document you believe), single, and has the personality of a dominatrix. Who's kidding whom?"

Posted by: skexy (skexy)
Posted at: July 27th, 2006 03:42 am (UTC)

stop insulting the tsetse flies with your comparisons.

Posted by: Jillie (dancing_crazy)
Posted at: July 27th, 2006 04:00 am (UTC)
Kristin Idina For Good

Well, there is something narcissistic about homosexuality. Right? Because you’re in love with someone who looks like you. I’m not breaking new territory here, why are you looking at me like that?


...

I am unable. In the sense that... I cannot even. You gotta wonder what her deal is.

I hope you're feeling better? Hugs.

Posted by: Jillie (dancing_crazy)
Posted at: July 27th, 2006 04:02 am (UTC)
Kristin Idina Opening night pr0n

(I totally gayed up that comment with my hawt Menzel/Chenoweth icon which of the extremely gay. Here's another one! TAKE THAT, Batshit Ann Coulter!)

Posted by: Naughty Librarian Lover (llnaughty)
Posted at: July 27th, 2006 04:02 am (UTC)

wait, wasn't that what turned lance bass gay?

Posted by: Email Zoloft (mitdasein)
Posted at: July 27th, 2006 04:16 am (UTC)

Bill Clinton having sex with lots of women turned Lance Bass gay?

Posted by: Naughty Librarian Lover (llnaughty)
Posted at: July 27th, 2006 04:17 am (UTC)

Posted by: Email Zoloft (mitdasein)
Posted at: July 27th, 2006 04:17 am (UTC)

Posted by: epilimnion (epilimnion)
Posted at: July 27th, 2006 04:17 am (UTC)

This seems to imply that she associates any promiscuous behavior with homosexuality ("it has something about the bathhouse"). what?! She's pretty skewed if she thinks that all (true)heteros are by definition and nature monogamous and timid in their sex pursuits. And no homosexuals participate in committed relationships; never mind that fight for the right to marry. WTF?

Posted by: Email Zoloft (mitdasein)
Posted at: July 27th, 2006 04:20 am (UTC)

P.J. O'Rourke: "Gays want to get married, have children, and go to church. Next they'll be advocating school vouchers, boycotting HBO, and voting Republican."

Posted by: Tasha Rebekah Martin (lietya)
Posted at: July 27th, 2006 01:00 pm (UTC)

Posted by: epilimnion (epilimnion)
Posted at: July 30th, 2006 01:19 am (UTC)

Posted by: Tasha Rebekah Martin (lietya)
Posted at: July 30th, 2006 02:23 am (UTC)

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Posted by: the girl with violets in her lap (slammerkinbabe)
Posted at: July 27th, 2006 03:08 pm (UTC)

THEY'RE ALL GAY. Well, all the Democrats. The Republicans, of course, are all monogamous.

Posted by: MaKoEyEs (kaough_daimaoh)
Posted at: July 27th, 2006 05:33 am (UTC)

I love neo-conservatives. Their madness..albeit scary...can sometimes entertain so much. The great thing about Coulter, is that..she hurts herself. You don't even HAVE to call out the stupidity of what she says..she does it herself. XD

Posted by: Allison (notjustagimp)
Posted at: July 27th, 2006 06:17 am (UTC)

What they should've been talking about was the fact that she has memorized whole passages of the Starr Report..wtf? Also, I love her assumption that people in bathhouses=gay people. Soooo stupid!

Posted by: Angelina Ballerina (greenovalfruit)
Posted at: July 27th, 2006 10:54 am (UTC)
Bebe - FuckUp

She's totally insane, that woman.

Posted by: Kare Bear (luvs_chicago)
Posted at: July 27th, 2006 11:14 am (UTC)
WTF? -- Wicked

Um...I don't have the brain power to comprehend this right now. HUH???

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