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OH FFS

July 29th, 2009 (03:07 pm)
indescribable

current mood: wound up

I am a miserable horror of a "writer" who should be summarily executed for crimes against the English language. What profession should I pursue immediately in the hopes of placating the Muses before they can beat me to death with a Norton Shakespeare?

Florist
0(0.0%)
Circus performer
1(2.9%)
Street cleaner
0(0.0%)
Professionally outraged knee-jerk liberal blogger (distinct from "writer")
2(5.7%)
Liaison to the Boston Police Department for Community Relations, with Particular Emphasis on Explaining Why Racially Progressive Law Enforcement Does Not Involve Arresting Henry Louis Gates for Being "Tumultuous" on His Front Porch
0(0.0%)
Pied Piper
1(2.9%)
Paparazzo
0(0.0%)
Person Who Investigates the Matter of Whether the Female Singular of "Paparazzi" Should Properly Be Rendered "Paparazza"
1(2.9%)
Aluminum Can Redeemer
1(2.9%)
Wombat Wrangler
3(8.6%)

oh help

Poor thing. ::soothes::
20(58.8%)
No
3(8.8%)
7(20.6%)

Comments

Posted by: Damian (fanboy_of_zeus)
Posted at: July 29th, 2009 07:13 pm (UTC)
disturb the comfortable

You left off the option for those of us that disagree with the premise of the poll.

Posted by: Pythian Habenero (lienne)
Posted at: July 29th, 2009 07:13 pm (UTC)
quotes: other: hugs that blanket

What he said.

Posted by: the girl with violets in her lap (slammerkinbabe)
Posted at: July 29th, 2009 07:17 pm (UTC)
aaaaah

BUT IT IS AN INARGUABLE PREMISE

OMFG IF YOU COULD SEE THE SHIT I AM COMING UP WITH RIGHT NOW

okay it may not be as bad as I think it is as I am writing it but OMG I AM JUST GENERALLY FREAKING OUT. I have been writing in IM conversations for days and I'm finally trying to finish up one of the actual prose chapters I have to deal with and it is NOT BEING EASY. igh.

Posted by: Damian (fanboy_of_zeus)
Posted at: July 29th, 2009 07:26 pm (UTC)

If it were easy, life would be boring. You're still a good writer. You'll get it the way you want it eventually.

Posted by: the girl with violets in her lap (slammerkinbabe)
Posted at: July 29th, 2009 07:28 pm (UTC)

Thanks. ::hugs::

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