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OH FFS

July 29th, 2009 (03:07 pm)
indescribable

current mood: wound up

I am a miserable horror of a "writer" who should be summarily executed for crimes against the English language. What profession should I pursue immediately in the hopes of placating the Muses before they can beat me to death with a Norton Shakespeare?

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Professionally outraged knee-jerk liberal blogger (distinct from "writer")
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Person Who Investigates the Matter of Whether the Female Singular of "Paparazzi" Should Properly Be Rendered "Paparazza"
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oh help

Poor thing. ::soothes::
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Comments

Posted by: my tongue freezes. (velvet_tipping)
Posted at: July 29th, 2009 09:37 pm (UTC)

"Paparazza" sounds a little like some sort of stuffed italian dish.

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