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important letter

September 23rd, 2010 (11:32 am)

Dear Universe.

Here are the things I want today:

  • A book deal
  • A pony
  • A nap
  • A lot of money
  • A Get Out of Work Free Card
  • A Broadway show
  • In my living room
  • A magical cleaning fairy
  • Or an ordinary cleaning fairy
  • An end to every bad thing anywhere in the world
  • A new list containing all those things I forgot to wish for
  • Better hair.

    I'm pretty sure you owe me stuff. The existence of the modern-day Republican party alone ought to earn me at least four or five of the items on that list in compensation. (Note to all the sane people* on my flist: you, too, have earned this! Start writing!) Plus I am short, and I had to listen to a really stupid conversation on the bus today. All in all I think I deserve some payback.

    So I'll be expecting this soon. Any minute now a pony with huge stacks of $100 bills and a pillow strapped to its back will come to whisk me away from work and back to the Broadway show in my living room. Right?

    Right.

    Expectantly yours,
    Kylie

    _______________________


    *And by this I mean, "people who don't regard Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck as the foremost political visionaries of our generation". Which I think is pretty much everyone here.

  • Comments

    Posted by: Underwear Ninja (chavvah)
    Posted at: September 24th, 2010 03:43 am (UTC)
    crabs?

    Asthma of the... brain?

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