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May 29th, 2006 (07:53 pm)

You know, for all the rants I have heard from Ring-a-Ling about her boyfriend (today's rant is that he is a "sick fuck who needs to see a psychiatrist, go look in the phone book it starts with a p, even though I know you probably think it starts with an s, but it's in the phone book they're all over the city and you need to go look one up because you are a sick fuck, seriously mentally sick in the head"), I have never quite been able to discern whether it is always the same guy that she is talking about, or whether she really just has this much bad luck in the guy department.

I suppose it's none of my business, but honestly, I can't help hearing it, and if I could, believe me, I would. Barring that, after awhile you do start wondering about the full and coherent narrative, you know?

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Posted by: Katie (october31st)
Posted at: May 30th, 2006 12:10 am (UTC)
Jupiter Smack a Bitch

Heee. If I were feeling cruel, I'd start logging all relevant info she provides on her little rants. Then one day when she was particularly aggravating, I'd start yelling out the window back at her. "You know, this reminds me of the guy you were dating in late May! I'm starting to sense a pattern here - maybe the problem is with you! Of course, it's none of my business, but maybe if you weren't advertising to the WHOLE FUCKING STREET...!"

Of course, that's just me. Whenever I do finally snap about something, I go all out ;)

Posted by: Spencer Irving (archaica)
Posted at: May 30th, 2006 12:14 am (UTC)

Hahah!!! I love it!

Posted by: the girl with violets in her lap (slammerkinbabe)
Posted at: May 30th, 2006 12:36 am (UTC)
you have won the internet

::dies::

Posted by: Katie (october31st)
Posted at: May 30th, 2006 12:48 am (UTC)
coming up milhouse

Twice in a row I get the winning icon! Oh man, everything really is coming up Milhouse Katie XD

*is drunk like whoa*

Posted by: Katie (october31st)
Posted at: May 30th, 2006 12:50 am (UTC)
i'm just happy

And yet, despite my tipsiness, you will notice that I am not leaving capslocked comments all over your journal ranting about my exes, or typo-strewn lyrics for NKOTB. Because I, my friend, have Class.

*nods, then briefly loses and regains balance*

Posted by: Baby, I'm gonna do you till you can juggle. (shaysdays)
Posted at: May 30th, 2006 04:14 am (UTC)
Glass Half Full

OMG liek WTF? I m titally dronk now.

(No seriously, I am, but one can still drink and type. So far I've put a bottle and a half away.


Hmmm... maybe I should be more worried than proud, but you know, we all have our talents.)

Posted by: DK (dk_valentine)
Posted at: May 30th, 2006 01:48 pm (UTC)

*envies your drunk typing skills*

Seriously, I don't even need to be *drunk* to lose the ability to type - a few sips of wine'll do it.

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