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A Sims vignette

December 2nd, 2007 (01:13 am)

I love Sims. Bitchy Annabelle is playing poker, for money, with her parents and Jane's aunt Amy. And as Annabelle deals, and let me emphasize that she is 15, she says to her parents, "So, I had sex on the school bus the other day." There's a pause, and then aunt Amy goes "On the school bus, huh? That's interesting. Did it require a spatula?" And Annabelle's all "No, no spatula." Then Calla, the mom, goes, apropos of nothing, "You know what I hate? Skiers." And Joran, her husband, is like "YEAH! SKIERS! Motherfuckers." And then Annabelle takes a hundred bucks off them in poker.

At least that's what I got from the little cartoon captions of their conversation.

Meanwhile Annabelle's ten-year-old little sister is cleaning the whole house. Because no one else will do it. Oh Sims.


Posted by: Damian (fanboy_of_zeus)
Posted at: December 2nd, 2007 07:51 pm (UTC)

I just watched a ten-year-old Sim give quite a passionate speech about flag-burning and the stifling of artistic freedom. It's so amusing what they choose to talk about sometimes, isn't it?

(She was practicing her oratory at the podium you get for reaching the top of the Politics career - and her speech was along the lines of *crossed out flag* *book* *crossed out book* *paint and brushes* *crossed out paint and brushes* *crossed out CD* *CD* *crossed out flag*. My interpretation? She was ticked at government censorship and advocating protests. That, or she was complaining that the government makes her go to a school where they make her read and paint and won't let her listen to music in class, it's a toss-up.)

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