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the girl with violets in her lap [userpic]

March 21st, 2008 (03:19 pm)




Kylie Slammerkinbabe
is pleased to announce the marriage of her daughter
Mariah Nicole Slammerkinbabe
to
Alexis Makayla Pabbagecatch
on this, the twenty-first day of March, in the year of our Lord two thousand and eight.
May they walk stand in the light of one another's love through all their years --
for richer or for poorer,
in sickness and in health,
in wholeness of form and with limbs unfortunately popped off and lost,
in dragon's lair and on top of Kylie's computer tower.



Whom God has joined, let no man put asunder. Nay, nor even a hot diesel dyke with a leather jacket and a jawline to rival Olivia Benson's.


You may all throw rice now.

Comments

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Posted by: the girl with violets in her lap (slammerkinbabe)
Posted at: March 21st, 2008 07:33 pm (UTC)

Wait, are you throwing punch like you're throwing a cup of fruit punch, or are you throwing punch like you're throwing (a) punch at me?

Posted by: Kare Bear (luvs_chicago)
Posted at: March 22nd, 2008 11:21 am (UTC)

OMG your icon makes me almost as happy as that wedding.

Posted by: LizMcK (mckennl)
Posted at: March 21st, 2008 07:33 pm (UTC)

I WANT CAKE NOW

Posted by: the girl with violets in her lap (slammerkinbabe)
Posted at: March 21st, 2008 07:36 pm (UTC)

Posted by: LizMcK (mckennl)
Posted at: March 21st, 2008 07:37 pm (UTC)

nom nom nom

Posted by: jek_nine (jek_nine)
Posted at: March 21st, 2008 07:36 pm (UTC)

::::throws rice::::
MAZEL TOV!

Posted by: the girl with violets in her lap (slammerkinbabe)
Posted at: March 21st, 2008 07:37 pm (UTC)

Yay!

Posted by: mixed_up_media (mixed_up_media)
Posted at: March 21st, 2008 07:41 pm (UTC)

And they threw the rice. And there was much rejoicing.

Posted by: Kare Bear (luvs_chicago)
Posted at: March 22nd, 2008 11:22 am (UTC)
WOO!

Yay.

Posted by: Damian (fanboy_of_zeus)
Posted at: March 21st, 2008 08:21 pm (UTC)
Aragorn - into the breach

Yay! Congrats to Alexis Makayla and Mariah Nicole! May they live a long life free of dragons, missing limbs, and annoyingly handsome princes.

Posted by: Doc Manhattan (docmanhattan)
Posted at: March 21st, 2008 08:23 pm (UTC)
johnny and june

Mazel tov!

(You need a paintbrush-sized broom for them to jump!)

Posted by: Jessica Allan Schmidt (jpallan)
Posted at: March 21st, 2008 09:03 pm (UTC)
futurama

"Dearly liked, we are gathered here today before one or more gods, or fewer, to unite this couple in pretty good matrimony."

Posted by: michael (july4th)
Posted at: March 21st, 2008 09:26 pm (UTC)

"Here it is: the short, short version. Do you?"

"I do."

"Do you?"

"I do."

"Good, kiss her."

*throws rice*

Posted by: The Doctor (pisica)
Posted at: March 21st, 2008 10:26 pm (UTC)
misc orange graphic

Nooooo, rice is bad for the birds!

*throws confetti shaped like little pink hearts*

Posted by: the girl with violets in her lap (slammerkinbabe)
Posted at: March 21st, 2008 10:27 pm (UTC)

But there are no birds on my desk!

Posted by: Damian (fanboy_of_zeus)
Posted at: March 21st, 2008 11:01 pm (UTC)

Rice is bad for computer keyboards, then. It gets wedged in all the little cracks between the keys.

Posted by: DICTATIONPERSON! (bubblesbrnaid)
Posted at: March 21st, 2008 11:09 pm (UTC)
happy jamie

*throws rice*

Posted by: Isaac Kelley (moondispatches)
Posted at: March 21st, 2008 11:11 pm (UTC)

That's so fucking cute I can't stand it.

Posted by: Popcorn the Bearcat (agatha_mandrake)
Posted at: March 22nd, 2008 02:08 am (UTC)
Kaylee

*throws rice*

Posted by: Kare Bear (luvs_chicago)
Posted at: March 22nd, 2008 11:19 am (UTC)
Love Monica & Chandler

*throws birdseed and rice and rings a tiny bell*

Posted by: Obsessively opposed to the typical since 1987 (baroque_n_roll)
Posted at: March 22nd, 2008 01:47 pm (UTC)

Huzzah!

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