the girl with violets in her lap (slammerkinbabe) wrote,
the girl with violets in her lap

Kylie Slammerkinbabe
is pleased to announce the marriage of her daughter
Mariah Nicole Slammerkinbabe
Alexis Makayla Pabbagecatch
on this, the twenty-first day of March, in the year of our Lord two thousand and eight.
May they walk stand in the light of one another's love through all their years --
for richer or for poorer,
in sickness and in health,
in wholeness of form and with limbs unfortunately popped off and lost,
in dragon's lair and on top of Kylie's computer tower.

Whom God has joined, let no man put asunder. Nay, nor even a hot diesel dyke with a leather jacket and a jawline to rival Olivia Benson's.

You may all throw rice now.
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