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April 2nd, 2008 (02:14 pm)

Bits and bobs:

1. British expressions are much cooler than American ones. Thanks, Brits.

2. Yesterday's post in which I sought an LJ user to impregnate me was in fact an April Fool's Day post. A number of people, including my wife, seemed to think that the post was convincing enough that it could have been real. I was really quite disturbed to learn that my LJ persona is apparently such that people are willing to believe that if I were seeking a man to have sex with and to father my child, my first instinct would be to post a (public) LJ post about it. I became even more disturbed when I thought it over a bit and realized that people probably aren't so very wrong to believe that.

3. All I want out of life right now is a fresh granny smith apple. Sadly, the 7/11 is the only purveyor of granny smith apples in walking distance and they are not really a viable option because the particular apples they have on display seem to have been plucked from the tree in 1974 or so. The world is a cold, cruel place.

4. Have a poll:

True or false: In the absence of a real granny smith apple, my best option at this point is to buy a bag of Sour Skittles, which include a green apple flavor.

True -- this is obviously not just your best but your only option
4(9.3%)
False -- Skittles do not equal apples
15(34.9%)
I vote for the witty option that would have gone in this tickybox except that your boss came in just as you were writing it, causing you to become flustered and forget what you were going to write
10(23.3%)

On an entirely different note, are you aware of the gay hanky code?

Yes, it is an integral part of my romantic life
0(0.0%)
Yes, I know it
6(13.6%)
I am aware of its existence but I'm not familiar with the particulars of it
11(25.0%)
No, I've never heard of such a thing
13(29.5%)
Didn't that go out in the '70s?
3(6.8%)


5a. Yes, the second question is entirely random and prompted by curiosity.
5b. I am pretty annoyed that my boss made me forget what I was going to write because I wasn't even on the schedule when he came in, and I had every right to be on the Internet. Unfortunately I am on the schedule now, so I must bid you good day.

Good day.

Comments

Posted by: Pirate Jenny (deliriums_fish)
Posted at: April 2nd, 2008 10:44 pm (UTC)
kerr emeralds

I'm sorry, maybe I was just getting the wrong impression from a lot of the comments on here, and then when you said ""Colour" is only acceptable when you a.) live in England or Canada" I kind of went off on that.

I shouldn't have gone off on you like that, but it was just a cumulative effect from other comments, and I see this in life, all the time, this assumption that something is an affectation (or pretentious, or putting on airs) without any question into that person's heritage or upbringing.

But I apologise, I shouldn't have been carried away and lashed out, certainly not at you.

Posted by: the girl with violets in her lap (slammerkinbabe)
Posted at: April 2nd, 2008 10:49 pm (UTC)

Well, I'm sorry for the "colour" comment -- I was being facetious. In reality, I don't mind British spellings or expressions as long as someone has a decent reason for it, and I don't really care what that reason is: British heritage, enjoyment of British culture, having read too many C.S. Lewis and L.M. Montgomery books as a kid -- I'm not too fussed. (Is that a Britishism in itself?) Honestly, I was mostly just really annoyed by that one dude I knew in college. :) I haven't actually enountered many people like him -- I have a few friends who use a lot of Britishisms, and some of them are Americans who have lived in the U.S. all their lives, but they feel an affinity with British culture and I have no quarrel with that.

The whole conversation started because archaica was annoyed that I used "bits and bobs" and then said that British expressions were fun, so I'd be pretty hypocritical to be seriously criticizing people who use Britishisms without living in the U.K. :)

No worries, though. Sorry the thread was inappropriately judgmental.

Posted by: Damian (fanboy_of_zeus)
Posted at: April 2nd, 2008 10:51 pm (UTC)

Since my comment was one of the others along those lines, I should clarify: I'm not expressing any actual disapproval of people using Britishisms - what I mean by saying that it "irks" me is that it throws me off a bit when I hear someone do so with an obviously non-British accent (and even at that, I'm guilty of it myself when it comes to spelling sometimes).

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